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Hello, and welcome to the Chicago.ru hotline
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for you.
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voice will tell you which number to press.
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number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the
pound key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name,
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Please wait for the beep.
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If you are Илюха don't press any buttons honey, you'll
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| Чт, Авг 15, 2002 04:11pm MAKC - 7927 d back | ↑↓ |
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Fuck!! Long time no see!
What the heck happend here? Where are the animals? Where is the "TUSOVKA"???
HELLO?
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