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| Ср, Июн 10, 2009 10:16am Lady - 5957 d back | ↑↓ |
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Нашла на Амазоне,
Customer Review
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. 
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R2XKMDXZHQ26YX
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| Ср, Июн 10, 2009 12:19pm Galkita - 5957 d back | ↑↓ |
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Lady, интересно было бы узнать как ты на этот шедевр натолкнулась???
Ого, больше тыщи написали ревью на эту супер-секси футболочку. Хотя есть и недовольные : 1.0 out of 5 stars "I think some of the benefits are exagerrated"
So I got this wolf shirt because of, you know, the sweet wolves on it.
However, having owned this shirt for three weeks now and having tried it out in a variety of situations, both formal and informal, I'm beginning to believe that some of the benefits ---- as described by other reviewers ---- are exaggerated. For example, not ONE supermodel has approached me. Some of you may be used to having supermodels approach you on a regular basis but, believe me, I am not: I would notice one should she appear in my vicinity.
Similarly, I have not been invited to a vision quest, even though I wore my wolf shirt in New Mexico.
There is one thing, though, and that is that whenever I wear the wolf shirt I have a lot less issues with involuntary urination. I have not studied it long enough, however, to establish a cause/effect relationship.
Once, however, while wearing the wolf shirt I was mistaken for Schneider, the building superintendent on "One Day at a Time."
So I guess the jury is still out.
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| Ср, Июн 10, 2009 12:22pm ЧудоФан - 5957 d back | ↑↓ |
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Gy 
It's better to buy a shir *Big Johnson* But still won't get laid in a russian community
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| Ср, Июн 10, 2009 12:23pm Lady - 5957 d back | ↑↓ |
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Galkita , Мне етот шедевр подкинули
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| Ср, Июн 10, 2009 12:25pm Reina - 5957 d back | ↑↓ |
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1,029 reviews!!!!!!!!!
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| Ср, Июн 10, 2009 02:51pm ►E.◄ - 5957 d back | ↑↓ |
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 Класс, отличное ревью, дюд просто мастер - руководствок как сидя на инвалидной тележке соблазнить женщину своей мечты в местном Вол-Марте. Представляю как толпы лузеров покупают это чудо-афродизак и штурмуют мото-тележки в Wal-Мart уверенные что через 30 минут будут лежать в постели с 2-мя Памелами Андерсон!
Халэриес!!
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| Ср, Июн 10, 2009 03:04pm Evgen - 5957 d back | ↑↓ |
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Вот ты тут над ними смеешься, а они таки будут лежать! Главное - верить в себя!
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| Ср, Июн 10, 2009 03:05pm Evgen - 5957 d back | ↑↓ |
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И заработать побольше денег на продаже футболок...
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