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| Чт, Дек 16, 2010 08:46pm Lola - 4880 d back | ↑↓ |
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THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man.. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we
decided to get married.. There was only one little thing bothering me ...
it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because
she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day my future wife's 'little' sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire "future family" was standing outside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
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| Чт, Дек 16, 2010 09:41pm BerSerker - 4880 d back | ↑↓ |
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nice 
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| Пт, Дек 17, 2010 11:53am Тамара - 4880 d back | ↑↓ |
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ха ха
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| Вс, Дек 19, 2010 05:09pm [Аноним] - 4878 d back | ↑↓ |
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klasss!!
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| Пн, Дек 20, 2010 08:43am Дед Пихто - 4877 d back | ↑↓ |
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Прикол.
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| Пн, Дек 20, 2010 09:15am ►E.◄ - 4877 d back | ↑↓ |
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 Непоянтно почему это в разделе "Здровоье"?
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| Пн, Дек 20, 2010 09:39am Поручик Ржевский - 4877 d back | ↑↓ |
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