I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just bang you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can ever do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiv

фигня редкая.

Его,возможно,муза раз в жизни посетила)))))))а ты так грубо опустил его ниже ануса))))))))))

Муза посетила... да только не анонима. Сие послание не первый год плавает в недрах интернета.

давайте рассуждать логически)) кого-то все-таки муза-то посетила.)) но поскольку мы его не знаем,то для нас он аноним. Этот аноним или другой-это уже философия)))

чето мне так притарно во рту стало. пойдука послушаю вот ето
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GQniJxY9Sk

Онаааа не твоя....хоть с тобой онааа)))

and u think u seen it all, u realize u don't..................
video not safe for work, but description is good

http://jalopnik.com/5050010/drunk-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-chevy-blazer

Да катя, именно так... и так буде всегда!

Мое имя пишется с большой буквы)) Г...ой..то есть К)

Да катя, именно так... и так буде всегда!(с)

Это крик отчаяния?

и вааще после этого туалетного чтива, можно и лесбианкой стать, ну так случайно ........
Чудо как твоя лесниянская жизнь??

Да нет, просто ето правда.
ПС извини, я не хотел обидеть. Конечно Катя с большои буквы
Гелла я и есть лесбиянка

Чуфик мне нужен вотце пресидент, присоеденяйся

Че тебе нужно?

Chufik VP mne nuzhen, of that club xotya is tebya lychshe polychit'sya bik proizvoditel' LOL

Тоже мне быка нашла я интелегент, твою мать!

Чуфик ну и хамло, твою дешевле будет ....... !!!!!