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| Сб, Ноя 3, 2007 09:07pm ЧудоФан - 6024 d back | ↑↓ |
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Esquire magazine has female celebrities telling us "10 Things Men Don't Know About Women." Here's my take on what they and their sisters don't know about men.
1. You don't want to be judged for your looks; we don't want to be judged for our wallets. Unless we're ugly and have lots of money. Then it's OK.
2. You're not the only person who likes to be called "sexy."
3. Saying "I love you" is a major step in a man's life. That's why we wait for you to take that step first.
4. We are not being cheap when we make $35,000 a year and can't afford to pay every single date. We are merely being practical.
5. A guy who spends too much time in the gym is making up for something else that's lacking. Unfortunately, you can't figure out what it is until it's too late.
6. Don't get mad at us because we don't remember what you were wearing on our first date, or the angle of the light during our first kiss. We were probably drunk.
7. You're good in bed if you make us feel like stallions.
8. Jealousy isn't a sign that you love us more, it's a sign that you trust us less.
9. Hanging up on us is a surefire way to make sure we go to bed mad.
10. We're sorry. Whatever it is, we're sorry.
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| Сб, Ноя 3, 2007 09:08pm ЧудоФан - 6024 d back | ↑↓ |
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s yahooo 11-03-07
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| Сб, Ноя 3, 2007 09:11pm ЧудоФан - 6024 d back | ↑↓ |
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1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible.
2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it.
3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it.
4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it.
5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you.
6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us.
7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it.
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There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us
There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours.
9. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it.
10. We actually like your girly pet-names for us, but please, not in front of the guys!
11. Just because we like looking at the women in Maxim doesn't mean we want to actually converse with the women in Maxim. Not for long, anyway.
12. Your nice guy friends are the most reliable source for telling you if your new boyfriend's a jerk. And he probably is. (By the way, you might want to consider marrying that nice guy who's giving you advice about the jerk.)
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| Сб, Ноя 3, 2007 09:31pm [Аноним] - 6024 d back | ↑↓ |
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10 secrets you need to know
All women like surprises; women believe they should be surprised at least once a month.
All women have fantasies. A man should take the time to find out her fantasy.
Women want a man to
be sensitive yet fight for them
be sensitive yet fight for them if they needed to.
Women want a man to be gentle and rough at the same time.
Women want to be told they're beautiful, then after a time told they're sexy.
Women want their man to notice when another man tries to pick them up, but refrain from jealousy.
Women will alter their appearance with a new hairstyle or buy something skimpy for themselves, not a man.
A woman will groom herself that day if there is a chance for her to meet someone that night.
Women believe in the fairytale and will look at most men in the first 30 seconds as if they could be the prince they have been looking for.
If a woman really likes a man, she will spend all day trying to look good for him and still not feel perfect, yet at times she will not be made up and feel perfect.
10 ways make yourself attractive to woman
Be confident in who you are.
Have a sense of humor.
Show good manners.
Be respectful.
Be controversial.
Be sensitive.
Ask her what she wants and likes.
Don't just tell her you do, but put your trust in her.
Tell her about one time your feelings got hurt.
Kiss her softly, then kiss her passionately.
7 sure-fire ways to repulse a woman
Tell her what you don't want her to wear.
Look at another woman while talking to her.
Show her that you have no direction in your life.
Be too proud of your qualities.
Drink too much or have a serious addiction.
Insult her style, friends or family.
Use stupid pickup lines like: "Do you want to have sex?" "Can I smell your roses?" "Baby, that's the sweetest butt I've ever seen!" "Hey you, come here!"
The best pickup line
Observe what she is doing, then walk over and have a conversation about what is going on at that moment. For example, she is in the video store and looking at "The Departed." You can either ask her about the movie and what she knows about it, or if you saw it you can say, "Loved that movie...." and start the conversation from there.
Good luck!
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| Вс, Ноя 4, 2007 05:50am КУ - 6024 d back | ↑↓ |
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Какая-то инструкция просто по грамотному съёму. И по дальнейшей эксплуатации. 
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