TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

блин, всё местами перепутала... пить меньше надо

zluka, уже готовишься к Halloween?

Всех поздравлям. Трик о трит?

Zluka ne smotry na to chto perepytala vse ochen v tochky daje esli posle vupivki chitat

zluka, ты когда на душу приняла-то? Вроде для "Кабака" ты рановато домой пришла и оставила пост на форуме. Или уже готовишься к weekendu?

Классный был хеллоуин. Кто видел компромат, подтвердит. )