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| Вт, Май 21, 2002 09:52am KOT - 8013 d back | ↑↓ |
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Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that
some individuals in the company have
been using foul language during the course of
normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who
may be easily offended, this type
of language will no longer be tolerated. We do
however, realize, the critical
importance of being able to accurately express your
feelings when communicating with
co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new
phrases has been provided so that
proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner without risk
of offending our more sensitive employees.
TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the hell do you expect me to do this?
TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
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No f*&$ing way.
TRY SAYING:
Really?
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You've got to be shitting me!
TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
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Tell someone who gives a sh%t.
TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
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It's not my f*#@ing problem.
TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
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What the f*+%?
TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
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This sh#t won't work.
TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
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Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
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He's got his head up his ass.
TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
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Eat sh*t and die.
TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
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Kiss my ass.
TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
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F*&@ it, I'm on salary.
TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
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Shove it up your ass.
TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
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This job sucks.
TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
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Who the hell died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING:
I see.
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Blow me.
TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
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He's a prick.
TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
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She's a ball-busting bitch.
TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
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You don't know what the f&%@ you're doing.
Thank you, Human Resources
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| Ср, Май 22, 2002 10:17pm Andrey - 8012 d back | ↑↓ |
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Tnanxxx, KOT!
Exactly what I want to say to the bunch of shittholes(my coworkers).
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