- Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?

You're going out?

- Yes.

With whom?

- With a friend.

I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.

- I didn't leave him. He left me!

You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.

- I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?

I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.

- There are lots of things that you did and I don't.

What are you hinting at?

- Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.

You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say
if he finds out?

- My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he
left me, he probably never slept alone!

So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?

- He's not a loser.

A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and
a parasite.

- I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?

Poor children with such a mother.

- Such as what?

With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.

- ENOUGH !!!

Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!

- Now you're worried about the loser?

Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately.

- Goodbye, mother.

Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?

- I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!

If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?????

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