1. No matter where you are men will look at you simply because there are so dreadfully many more of them here

2. If you are at least a tiny bit pretty, men will stare at you in the streets, and will desire you wholeheartedly

3. All you need to completely enslave every single male species within a half-mile radius, both physically and mentally, is a relatively short skirt

4. Even if you are hopelessly and incurably dumb you can always find a job, so that brokers could at least enjoy the sight of your ass, let alone an occasional blowjob for the most generous ones

Oh c'mon, men can be tamed anywhere if a woman is indifferent enough

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a baldhead and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

How do you know a woman is about to say something smart? she'll start off by saying "a man once told me ...."


When you kick out your dog and your woman on the street, which one do you let back in? The dog, because at least it'll shut up when you let it back in.


Why do women have such short feet? Naturally designed, so they can stand closer to the sink while washing dishes.


Why did nature create a woman? CFC'- cook, fuck, clean.

fu kakoi ty gadkiy...ty k svoei mame takzhe otnosishsya? predstav` na minutu vse chto ty napisal primenitel`no k svoei mame. Esli stydno ne stanet, to ty urod moral`nyi

a pust' zluka predstavit svoe k svoemu bratu, otsu, dedu, pradedu, muzhu, i t.p.

Вы все дураки, а злюку я просто обожаю

detskiy sad kakoi-to..

Rech shla ob Amerikanskih devushkah, pridurki vy, i o tom naskolko ih zdes' menshe chem muzhchin.

Xa! Ya tebya tozhe obazhau. (znat' by tol'ko kto eto "Xa"